Men are No More Promiscuous than Women
Science. Based on fruit flies. Set the notion that men have more sex than women. Alrighty.
Archive for the ‘Ask a Stripper’ Category
Attention Whore Fail
I Hate Self Promotion…Liar!
Lessons in attention whoredom where you absolutely, positively have to have the spotlight…but aren’t hot enough, cool enough or gutsy enough to do it and you send a stripper as a stand in for you?
Uhg barf! If this is what passes for documentary film making or considered progressive in any way…cute, funny whatever…Why people think it’s funny to make fun of strippers and ESPECIALLY a stripper to agree to this…serious face palm.
I don’t even know what I want to say here really!!!!!! Just watch the video.
Stripper Stands in at Reunion
Inside Edition keeps bringing up the term “look-a-like” which I find ironic because Andrea and Cricket wear glasses…and that it’s. The stripper is hot. The other is not – and that’s why she sent in a double.
It would have been far more interesting had Andrea gone herself and told everyone she was a peeler these days to see the reactions. Then she could make a documentary pointing out the bias people have towards a career in exotic dancing. She already knew she was not that compelling and sent in a half naked doppelganger to represent.
As far as I know the most important aspect of a documentary involving individuals is they need to be absolutely fucking fascinating. Some how Andrea thought that the subject of sex was original enough because these two chicks, put together, aren’t interesting enough.
I promise if it gets made it will only be because there is a stripper involved.
The whole fiasco is being parodied as a reversal of Romi and Michelle’s High School Reunion in which the duo show up claiming to have invented Post-It Notes are now uber-successful to make up for doing nothing for the last ten years of their lives.
Remember what you hear man in the video say: “I like you better!”
She knows – that’s why she sent in someone hotter.
Way to be that girl that always tries, tries, to be better, then fails still. Total revenge would have been actually becoming a stripper then you would never have to know that a guy says he likes someone else better.
What was the other word people were using to describe this? Tacky!
Mine word would be cheap.
But that’s just my opinion.
Craigslist Killer: Did He Do It?
What do you think of the so-called Craigslist Killer Philip Markoff?
Is he guilty? Is his fiance delusional? Is he innocent? What’s with all the panties at his place? Will Craigslist ever be safe?
More on Phil Markoff:
- Craigslist Suspect Supporters Organize on Facebook – MiamiHerald
- The Unlikely ‘Craigslist Killer’ – FauxNews
- More Craigslist Killer Victims Come Forward – Extra
- Craigslist Suspect Philip Markoff on Suicide Watch – ABCNews
- Accused Craigslist Killer Offers Larger Lesson: You Don’t Really Know Someone – U.S.DailyNews (Opinion & Readers Comments)
Strip Club Etiquette
Top Ten Rules Outlined by a Stripper
Good article. I’d like to know what other dancers or customers think:
1. Time is money.
2. Don’t try to get a date. (There are very few exceptions.)
3. Stay reasonably sober.
4. Unless she’s cool, leave your girlfriend/wife at home.
5. Obey the rules. (The dancers rules.)
6. Be inquisitive.
7. Just because we show our boobs doesn’t mean we’re brainless.
8. Learn to say no. (This is one of the best rules!)
9. If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
10. When in doubt tip. (Ok that is the best rule!)
Police Say Novice Stripper Attacked by
Personally I hope she files charges.
Maybe the attacker was the novice. You need new girls at a club to attract more customers.
If there is a 52 year old in the room most strip club enthusiast will come to see an older stripper.
The older strippers at my club make A LOT of money.
Ask a Stripper
Stripper Hacks, also known as Ask a Stripper will answer your questions on what is it like to be and exotic dancer, money maker and seductress of men.
If your question is chosen we will link back to your site (or you can remain anonymous) with the answers to your deepest desires.
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o How to date a stripper
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What ever you can dream up we will go there to try and answer it for you.
Lap Dances, Tap Dancing, What’s the Difference?
Woman’s tap dance classes confused with lap dances
There is some satire in here somewhere. Help me find it!
Lap dances with tap dancers?
