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Exotic Dancers Should Prove Their Adults, But Don’t Squeeze Them for $250 Permits
I’m not sure if a stripper union would help in a situation like this. Letting the government have their way now means they are going to get their way later too.
And what’s with that uber-cliche “don’t squeeze them” comment. Okay you’re not funny.

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I almost didn’t want to do a post on Swine Flu because I did not want to alarm others whether or not you should go to a strip club.
We work and play in an intimate environment so certain precautions may be necessary.
Know the Swine Flu Facts:

First and foremost watch the news with a critical eye. [...]

Talk about harassment! A judge ordered all dancers be at least 4 feet away during a lap dance. WTF?
Judge upholds 4-foot rule at Shoreline strip club
More 4-foot rule bullshit:

Seattle Strip Clubs and the 4-foot Rule
Business as Usual
Lap Dances: 4-foot Rule Postponed

How old is too old? | Becoming a stripper | Men no more promiscuous that [...]

“Society will tell you 30 is old. We already ditched the norm when we ignored society by taking our clothes off. Don’t let society dictate when we have to put them back on.” – PMB
Seriously if you take good care of yourself, look good and feel young why not?(Taken from the forum @ Stripper Web)

52-year-old [...]

Thinking of becoming a stripper? Three things you should know:
You Don’t Need to Know How to DanceIt’s true you will pick a lot of it up watching other dancers and putting your own twist on things.
Some strippers are graceful and some really sloppy but still make money. Sex appeal is what counts and if you [...]

Science. Based on fruit flies. Set the notion that men have more sex than women. Alrighty.
Men are no more promiscuous than women, study finds

I Remember Andrea | Craigslist Killer: Did he do it? | Ask a Stripper Now!

I Hate Self Promotion…Liar!
Lessons in attention whoredom where you absolutely, positively have to have the spotlight…but aren’t hot enough, cool enough or gutsy enough to do it and you send a stripper as a stand in for you?
Uhg barf! If this is what passes for documentary film making or considered progressive in any way…cute, funny [...]

What do you think of the so-called Craigslist Killer Philip Markoff?
Is he guilty? Is his fiance delusional? Is he innocent? What’s with all the panties at his place? Will Craigslist ever be safe?
More on Phil Markoff:

Craigslist Suspect Supporters Organize on Facebook – MiamiHerald
The Unlikely ‘Craigslist Killer’ – FauxNews
More Craigslist Killer Victims Come Forward – [...]