Girl Friday Night – Your back up plan
If you fell off the stage tonight and broke your leg what would you do?
Think about what lies ahead and prepare ahead of time. You need a back up plan!

Girl Friday Night – Get a fucking lawyer!
Getting a ticket can be a bigger drag than you think. Do you have a lawyer you can call to help you out? Here is a simple (savings) plan to have a lawyer on hand in the event that you dance for a cop.

Girl Friday Night Part II
Learn how to limit the options and make more money!

Girl Friday Night
First!

With the sad news in the Pacific Northwest of three strip club closures in the state of Washington this post is dedicated to the dancers and other employees who will be affected by it’s outcome.

ESPECIALLY if you live and work in the Seattle area as an exotic dancer — YOU NEED A LAWYER.

Strip clubs across the country have been in the news facing closures by the government so now is the time to protect your well being as a dancer no matter where you live.

Why you need a lawyer?
Most charges are for minor incidents that prosecutors expect dancers to plea on so they can use that as ammo to get certain clubs closed down either for political reasons or by helping competing or surrounding businesses.

He who greases the palm…

Protect yourself and your right to be an exotic dancer!

So here is my tip for dancers because let’s face it, most of us our on our own.

Start an “Attorney Fund”
Some of you may be thinking…”I’m a clean dancer I have nothing to worry about”.

That is the farthest thing from the truth.

Say the wrong thing to an undercover cop and you’ll find yourself in handcuffs and a paper jump suit goin’ downtown!

On that note as a suggestion – either transfer some saved money or start a seperate savings account (ING is good) so if the money is ever needed for an attorney you’ll be covered.

Save 10% if you can and never touch this money as long as you have a dancing career. If you’re feeling extra paranoid you could put in a bit more and use it as potential bail money.

Honestly you should save up to $5,000 but even $500-1000 is better than nothing. If 10% is too much for you at the moment any amount ($5 to $100 here or there) will do. If you can save $25 to $75 a month and treat it as a monthly expense you’ll be covered.

NEVER PAY MONEY UP FRONT TO YOUR CLUB TO HANDLE YOUR LEGAL OR FINANCIAL AFFAIRS.

Pay your own attorney unless the club provides one for you. If your club has a certain attorney that they like to use make sure they have a good track record and they don’t make you plead guilty for the sake of the club not getting in trouble.

Trust me some clubs will throw you under the bus if it means avoiding legal issues.

That’s all I have to say on the matter. THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE but a financial decision that you need to start thinking about.

Have a good Friday night everyone and make that money!

Last night I started fading out writing Girl Friday Night where I was showing you how to limit options with strip club patrons.

Here is the rest! Make money!

Skip to Thursday night. Since this is the only real story I can remember that pertains to saying and doing what you mean.

Guy walks in and hasn’t gotten a drink yet. Mind you I don’t target customers that haven’t ordered drinks. If they are in my path when I walk buy they seem like fair game to me.

So a guy walks into a strip club…

As I charm him, as I did, he seemed interested in me so I figured now was the time to bring up the V.I.P.

No deal. He seemed angry that I would take advantage of him so soon. That is when I busted out my policy:

“Sweety I’m going to be busy later look how crowded it is tonight. You’d better snatch me up all to yourself before someone else does. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to come back later.”

With disgust he tells me “Well I guess we just don’t dance tonight then.”

Very well. I cut my losses, gave a shrug and moved on.

Walking past the bar I see a man at the ATM and what table does he go to? The table I just walked away from!

Mainly I saw this as an opportunity that he had just walked in. Not to be a snot as I can I often be, I darted on over and pulled my anti-cock-blocking move, and chatted up the person I followed from the ATM. (No I do not target custies that go to the ATM either.)

You should have seen the look on his friends face when took his buddy into the V.I.P. I made sure not to make any kind of gestures so that I wasn’t perceived as being bitchy, because I wasn’t. It’s just how automatically my mind works and I act on it.

And you should too. Hustle, hustle, hustle and you will learn to hustle better and better.

Your mind is analog. It learns and judges by it’s mistakes. You know what works and what doesn’t. Your brain unconsciously remembers what and how you did something and sometimes it slams the door on bad situations, “Never again!” or it says “What do we have here? I remember this.” and you’ll know exactly what to do.

Not to gloat I felt it was an important part of the story. Limit the options. I limited the guy who bought a dance from me because he was looking for something specific. To be sold on a dance.

I delivered.